Ted's Bitch-Back

Nueva edición de la ya mítica sección de pregúntale a Ted. Esta vez se centra bastante en el tema Rachelle Lefevre, pero no sólo en eso! Lo sé, en realidad esta sección no aporta información nueva pero da la sensación de que Ted disfruta con ella y además, le da la oportunidad de contestar los comentarios más disparatados, que cada día son más y más, así que vamos a ser buenos y cubrirla porque él lo vale. Eres el mejor, Ted!

Bitch-Back! Readers React to Rachelle's Twi Firing!

Today 7:18 AM PDT by TED CASABLANCA

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Dear Ted:
We all know how much Stephenie Meyerdefended Taylor Lautner to keep the role for Jacob. Is she doing anything for Rachelle Lefevre? It's very disrespectful and sad what they are doing to her and the Twilight fans.
—Karla

Dear Author Authority:
Sadly, that was during preliminary decision-making for casting and happened because of completely different, completely creative reasons. This is a totally different contractual ball game. And it ain't a pretty one.

Dear Ted:
About Rachelle, her situation really stinks! I've had a bad feeling about this new director for Eclipse,David Slade, and it won't go away. After all, he bashed Twilight before he knew he himself would be one of the directors. Marc Malkin said the schedule was changed, thus giving Summit the avenue to toss Rachelle for what some might think was a better actress in their opinion. I think Rachelle might have done a few scenes with the new Riley, perhaps, and it wasn't to someone's liking. I really feel bad for her because this is a pretty good role in my opinion, and it could do wonders for her career. So tell me, am I right or wrong? The Twilight saga does have everyone's attention! Summit sucks!
—Recompense

Dear Raving About Rachelle:
To be quite honest, Rachelle's getting more attention for not having the part than she was for keeping it. While Summit denies any personal vendettas or politics in its public statements, you know that there's so much more to the Studio Which Must Not Be Messed With than it lets on...

Dear Ted:
I check on your posts several times a day! You are the best, especially when it comes to Robsten! You are really in the know. Nice to hear you like our vids! Here are some of mine for you! Enjoy! 1. DoesKristen have a frenemy in Nikki? 2. Respect Kristen Stewart! 3. Rob & Kris at Comic Con ´09—Free Robsten!
—Nicole

Dear Shameless Plug:
Sometimes Teddy is in the good mood to plug anything Twilight. You're in luck, babes.

Dear Ted:
In honor of Eclipse starting filming so soon, my question is about Twyla Babe-Sucker. You've revealed so much about the cast and their secrets, in Blind Vice form and otherwise, that I'm wondering why you don't just reveal this one. Is there something about this Blind item that makes you unable to do so? If we're way off, then it seems there's a second coupling on the set that pretty much mirrors Kristen and Rob's relationship. Go Robsten! Love on Butch!
—Buffy

Dear Bring on the Blind:
Well, I could reveal that, or I could show a modicum of respect for the cast I've come to love.

Dear Ted:
What is all of the mess over Rachelle anyway? She cannot expect a studio or any business to expend money on limited time locations waiting for her to show up. All the other people doing projects are bringing theirs to a close to be back in time for the next movie. Rachelle should have arranged things better and this mess would not have happened in the first place. She is not a major player of the next movie, but a two-level major in Eclipse.
—Ladartha

Dear No Love for Lefevre:
As with, I don't know, every single Hollywood feud in existence, someone always gets to luck out and be the victim. Your point is valid, but Rachelle just happened to get the sympathy on this one.

Dear Ted:
I don't understand the "get a life" thing about us, the Robsten fans. My mom and people I know say they used to read romantic novels or see romantic films and be crazy about the actors. Now in the 21st century we can imagine that, too, and make stories about our favorite actors on the Internet, not only in our imagination (we are more creative and have more gadgets) and we have a life! Or maybe "get a life" means "go watch TV." What do you think, my god, Ted? (I adore you, and I got a life.)
—Valeria

Dear Robstension:
Some devotion just pushes a bit too far, sweetcakes.

Dear Ted:
Darling, I love you, but you are seriously upsetting me. So I have a suggestion to make. For real. How about introducing a daily Twilight column so that anyone who is interested in Robsten and Co. can read all about them there and the rest of us who are absolutely sick of Twi mania can read about other celebs without having to go through all the Twi talk? Seriously, Ted. Post my suggestion and see how many readers will agree with me! It will also make it a lot easier for Twi-hards who only log on to your site in order to get their Twi juice...
—H

Dear Column Calamity:
Interesting idea, but those are quite a lot of Twi references you've got there, babe. Are you sure you wouldn't be more at home reading that column instead of a Twi-deprived one?