Ted: Getting cranky about robsten?

Hasta nuestro maestro zen del colorín puede perder a veces la paciencia. Querido Ted, hay que hacer un esfuerzillo y aguntarse el mono. Por mucho que nos encantaría ver una muestra de cariño en público entre Rob y Kristen (me conformo con lo que se podía ver antes), hay que entender que puede que no sea sólo el Summit-crap lo que les frena, sino también su deseo de intimidad y de que no les toquen mucho...la moral. Sé que tú lo sabes, respira en ocho tiempos y sigue siendo el apoyo robsten contra viento y marea que siempre has sido, anda.

Morning Piss: Getting Cranky About Robsten!

Today 4:30 AM PDT by TED CASABLANCA

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Just because we totally heart Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart doesn't mean we have to love them all the time. We're starting to get a tad annoyed at the Twilight sweethearts. Why can't they be a smidge more like Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer?

Look, we don't need a defacto "we're together" statement or PDA sesh from Robsten. We love that they're private. It sky rockets their chance of actually somewhat staying together. But we're getting a little bored of all of this sneaking around and Rob and Kristen recently following the "what Summit says goes" mantra in interviews.

And we couldn't be more thrilled for the newly engaged True Blood couple 'cause we seriously adore Anna and Stephen. They seem to have one of the best grasps on Hollywood relationships that we've seen in a very long time. They don't blab to the media about each other, but they also won't pretend like they haven't seen each other naked whenever they are out for public appearances.

The engagement might be a little fast, but we wish them the best of luck. Like, really. At least onevampire fairy tale is out in the open.

So please Rob and Kristen. Throw us a teeny tongue waggin' bone. Are we the only ones getting a little frustrated?