Bitch-Back!: Twi-controversy.

Otra nueva edición de "Pregúntale a Ted". Hay gente cansada del fenómeno Twilight (cuesta de imaginar ;) pero supongo que si no te cautiva lo más mínimo puede llegar a cansar que traten el tema continuamente...ya digo in-concebible)

Bitch-Back War! Twi-Hards vs. Twi-Haters

Mon., Aug. 10, 2009 3:24 PM PDT by TED CASABLANCA

Lester Cohen/Getty Images; Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images

Dear Ted:
I never really cared much for Taylor Lautner until the big ordeal where they were potentially going to recast him, which I felt pretty bad for the kid. But, my initial dislike for him has returned with his larger presence in the media. How to say this…Taylor is a cookie cutter Hollywood product, over-processed in image and speech. He has progressively altered himself to mimic Robert—pea coat, plaid, Ray Bans, hair. Everything he says sounds like his publicist just handed him some cue cards. His acting isn't even that great either; honestly, he just really pisses me off. Is this boy genuine or am I correct in this completely artificial image and persona he has created?
—Tara

Dear P.R. Product:
Well since Rob and Kristen won't let anyone—and I mean anyone—handle them in that oh-so-predictable Hollywood way, the Twilight franchise had to find somebody to be the friendly publicity face, right?

Dear Charlie Casablanca:
Thanks for your dogged dissertation about the ruff situation facing animal shelters. It's time someone shed serious light on the issue. We need to convince these Swarovski-studded high-breeds (the human ones, arf) to stop supporting retail pet shops. Don't they get they are feeding into a business that fosters cruelty and abuse? Gag us with a rawhide! Here's a few ways people can help: 1) Spay / Neuter. 2) Urge politicians to abolish puppy mills. 3) Support your local shelter: donate or volunteer. Lots of wags,
—The M Girls
(P.S. Your dad, Ted, is quite fetching. We like his Robsten updates almost as much as your canine communiqués. You're one lucky s.o.b.)

Dear Heavenly Creatures:
A big woof back to you! Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.

Dear Ted:
LOL…the bulk of posters are not getting it again. On the R.Pattz Photographed thread, they are missing the meat of the article…that paps actually got a pic! Now tell me…how would they know to be there at the precise time Mr. P was driving down that road? LOL, some people refuse to see what's in front of them. Can you tell me, is this another 3P of him diverting attention, or is this just a shot of where he was? That is my question…either way, it's all good baby! Keep going, Ted, keep going! BTW, love your new dog. We have a beagle/basset mix and we just love him. His name is Ozzie and yes, we bought him a rubber bat to play with.
—Jennifer

Dear Rigged Rob:
Trust by now that the paps are anywhere and everywhere at the exact right moment. No conspiracy here. As for what Rob's intentions were, can't it be both? A little fun with K.Stew, and a little confusion for K.You?

Dear Ted:
So what do you think about the recent allegations that Stephenie Meyer stole Breaking Dawn? Do we know much about her side of it? I saw the article about all the things they are claiming she stole from the girl but has she (or her people) said anything about those accusations? What do you think, did she do it?
—Allsmiles

Dear Mega-Hit Meyer:
Darling, do you know how many suits like this get scrapped every year? Allegations like this are nothingnew, babe—they'll pass soon enough.

Dear Ted:
Maybe I'm a little slow, but it just now occurred to me that Summit has made time concessions for otherTwilight cast members in the past. The big Twilight fight which is at the end of the movie was shot first because Cam had another project, Jackson is not in Vancouver like the rest of the cast yet and I heard he is on tour. But they couldn't give Rachelle 10 days? Something else must have happened to piss Summit off. Do you know what it is?
—Sally

Dear Sherlock!:
Ah! Now you're getting somewhere….

Dear Ted:
I second the motion for dual columns—an Awful Truth column and an Awful Twi-hard column. I adore you but it's gonna be years before this teen vampire mania is over and I'm so bored with it already. Sorry for the whining but I miss you!
—Pamela

Dear All Awful:
Can't we wait for the Twilight ban until after Eclipse is done shooting? It's gonna be a dee-lish! And I don't mean on-camera.

Dear Ted:
I agree with the email about Megan Fox playing vampire Bella in Breaking Dawn. Bella is supposed to transform into this gorgeous supermodel girl from an ordinary looking girl. Kristen is pretty but Megan Fox playing Bella in Breaking Dawn will set the screen on fire. Megan and Rob? You know that will behot!
—Kendra

Dear Thermometer:
Hot? Absolutely. Bound to cause some major Twi-drama? Absolutely-squared.

Dear Ted:
Is it true? According to the Herald Sun, Kristen dumped Robert because of his so called "fling" withEmilie de Ravin on and off the set of Remember Me. Please comment. You're so funny and entertaining, especially Truth, Lies & Ted. Loved the eating binge you went on: Hiding doughnuts in the ceiling?! My stomach hurt from so much laughing. I actually lost some weight. Could I follow you around some day?
—LTYoung

Dear Herald for Hypocrisy:
Thanks, but, why, to steal my doughnuts? And as to the first query, gee, I just don't read dirt that isn't true.

Dear Ted:
You guys keep saying that Bryce Dallas Howard has the most cred, but I don't think that's true. Kristen Stewart has been in ten times as many movies. I was wondering if that may also be a reason for her not liking the press. If you've been in a ton of movies and are just now getting attention, wouldn't you be pissed too? Or at least not feel the need to answer every question that you're asked?
—Supergirl

Dear B.D.H. Bombshell:
Kristen's been in plenty of flicks, but Bryce is a Hollywood sweetheart through and through, all the way up to her mega-star director daddy Ron. But, I actually do think Kristen has the better acting edge, that much is true.