Another Ted's Bitch-Back

Seguimos con nuestro Ted y una nueva edición de esta sección suya de preguntas y respuestas en la que no es que de información pero siempre está bien leer lo que piensa.

Dear Ted:
Why must you assume that because Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas split that she's going to be hitting onR.Pattz when there are tons of other single men out there for her to choose from? I always thought dating a Jonas brother was for PR for the both of them. Rob could have had her, but he wanted Kristenand has said so since they first met. I thought Robsten was doing fine with the exception of Summit ruling their lives. Even Kristen can't wait to get pregnant!
—Arabella

Dear Fish in the Sea:
So are you telling me that if you could go after Rob Pattinson, you wouldn't? Priorities, love.

Dear Ted:
Thanks for reporting the awful truth, at least there is someone you can trust. In regard to Robsten, keep it coming! What's this about Rob in the airport with Kristen's backpack and bracelet? Please do tell, I need to know
—Caledon, Ontario, Canada

Dear Accessories, Accessories:
Isn't that what they say always makes an outfit? Especially in love?

Dear Ted:
Finally saw Twilight (I know), and I now completely understand the hype; Robsten have palpable chemistry, no question. Why would Summit hold back Robsten for Lautstew? Is it because they think it will make them more money to advertise the obvious plot? Or are they doing it to screw with everyone and make Robsten more of the "forbidden fruit" for us all? Is Robsten ready to come out with their under-the-radar romance? My condolences for the loss of your kitty.
—Kackovic

Dear Lautstew?
What a terrible name! The word on Obvious Street is that they're pushing for the off-camera imagery ofTaylor and Kris together so that the hype will sell itself (think Brad and Angelina in Mr. and Mrs. Smithwithout the actual hooking up). But of course, the anti-Robsten sentiment is plenty apparent as well. Two birds with one bitch-slapping stone.

Dear Ted:
Did you read OK! magazine's interview with Rob Pattinson (U.K. edition) where he denies dating Kristen? I guess that's quite a confirmation, or lack thereof—quite a halt to all the hope!
—Disappointed

Dear Garbage Day:
I don't read trash, sorry.

Dear Ted:
You're the only person I trust for the real scoop on Robsten. Anyone with eyes can see that there is something going on between them. Recently, many pictures have shown Robsten wearing each other's clothing and more recently, hats and bracelets. Do you think this is a way for them to share their bond without coming out as a couple publicly?
—Dloakley

Dear Whatever Works, Works!
If that's the way they get their rocks off without a public announcement, then let 'em be!

*A propósito de lo de la entrevista en la edición inglesa de Ok!mag, Ted a veces es tan categórico que no sabes si es porque no quiere conceder importancia a una absurdez o realmente no sabe qué decir, así que echado un vistazo (lo tenéis en el link). La supuesta entrevista completa no he podido leerla porque el supuesto link te manda a su galería de fotos y el trozo que puede leerse es en realidad un refrito de declaraciones antiguas, fundamentalmente sacadas del vídeo que comentábamos el otro día sobre sus declaraciones del asesino del hacha y todo eso (está en entradas anteriores). Así que, todo el mundo tranquilo. Hoy por hoy ni Robert ni Kristen hacen declaraciones sobre el tema.

**Otra cosa, que me ha choqueado un montón pero en realidad no creo que sea importante. Después de esta entrada, Ted hace otra sobre los Robsten Fan Vids. He de ser sincera y decir que no salen muy bien parados, en el fondo sé que es una cursilada infantil. Pero lo que me ha impactado es que en el artículo, pone específicamente un link a mi vídeo free Robsten. Gu-au, internet es un pañuelo, jeje. No es el que más me gusta (prefiero el 1º, Robert and Kristen together) pero sí que es verdad que es el que más visitas lleva. Más de 12000, flipante.